So, What's the Title?

Ep. 13: Something About Anonymous Gifts

• Ally Camacho & Chris Camacho • Season 1 • Episode 13

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In Episode 13, "Something About Anonymous Gifts," we unwrap the mystery of someone receiving a series of bizarre, wildly inappropriate presents from an unknown sender. Are the gifts a joke, a misunderstanding, or something more sinister? With each gift more wrong than the last, the situation becomes hilariously puzzling.

Join us as we dive into outrageous theories, laugh-out-loud debates, and plenty of holiday-inspired antics in this unpredictable episode!

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We are back and like always, we have the craziest.

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The wildest.

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The most unbelievable stories.

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That the internet

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has to offer. Now here's the thing. We don't know anything about these anonymous stories.

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We haven't even read them yet. We

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haven't even read them yet. Okay, love. The time is here.

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Yes.

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So, what's the title?

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I've been accepting these anonymous gifts and it's not right on so many levels. It's

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not right.

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We've got no clue where these stories are headed. So use your imagination and right along with us on So What's the Type?

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Okay, okay. Yes, we are. And the theories are pretty serious. We get real, real creative.

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It's a guessing

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game. It is a guessing game. And it's going to keep you on your toes. It's going to put you on your knees. I'm

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sorry? Beg him, please.

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It's going to put you on your knees, sweetheart.

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Christian,

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please. Oh, man. This is suicidal after dark. No. Coming out 2025. But no, but the truth is, actually, 2025, we are releasing... Our video podcast.

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We are.

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So we wanted you guys to get familiar with our voices first. And we're going to go live with our video podcast. So it's going to be awesome. I'm definitely looking forward to that. So just, you know, FYI, just letting you guys know. The fans.

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The fans.

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We love you guys. So, honey, what's the title?

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Okay. The title is Confession. I've been accepting these anonymous gifts, and it's not right on so many levels.

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It's not right on so many levels. Okay.

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Sounds kind of scary

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to me. It sounds a little different. It sounds a little different. Yeah.

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What could they be accepting? I

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don't know. But one thing that I do know is that when Pablo Escobar wanted something done,

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he

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gave gifts. And if it wasn't done, they would disappear.

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Okay.

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So maybe it's getting... It's going to new levels where like now her life's in danger or his life is in danger.

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Okay.

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You got me? Maybe it's a political situation where some senator or governor is like, yeah, well, you know, if you vote for me, you know, I'll give you the contract for rebuilding the roads in your town or whatever. Or, I don't know, something. It could be so many things. I mean, bribery is a real thing nowadays.

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With the Christmas, Hanukkah season upon us, people are sending gifts, right?

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Yeah.

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But what if someone's grandmother's been sending gifts to the wrong address because their granddaughter moved from there and she did not have the updated address? And so this new... This man has been receiving all of these gifts from this random grandmother and he feels really guilty about it because he could probably go to the post office and say, hey, this needs to reroute to the person that used to live here. I don't know their information, but can you figure it out? Instead, he's just taking it all.

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Maybe the grandmother is like super rich and she's just sending like books filled with money. And the guy's just getting all this money. He racked up like 25 bands. And he's like, no, I'm not going to let the post office know that she doesn't live here anymore. I'm taking all her money.

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Oh, my God. And you know what? That is not right on so many

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levels. But then what does that have to say about the grandmother and the granddaughter? They seriously don't have a relationship.

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I think that the grandmother has an assistant that does this for her.

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Oh, she's rich, rich.

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She's rich,

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rich. Okay, rich, rich grandma. Mm-hmm. Yo, shout out to my grandma. I love you. Mama Alicia.

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And shout out to my beautiful grandma that passed away just recently.

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May she rest in peace.

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She was beautiful.

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Gorgeous.

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She was a badass. She

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was always hitting on me too. So nice. She had so much game. I love it. Grandma, beware.

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Love her forever.

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So what do you think could be Bribery. It's getting worse on different levels.

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You think it's bribery? I think so. I mean, you know. Paint the picture for me. For us.

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Okay. You know, I'm going to go down the office route. Okay. I'm going to go down the office route because this happens all the time. Do it. Yeah. This guy is a big shot CEO.

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Okay.

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Okay. Makes like, I don't know,$10 billion a year.

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Oh,

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no. Right? And his assistant's been working there for the past 10 years.

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Okay.

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And she's about to get promoted. And the CEO's been hinting at her about this promotion. But also kind of been expressing himself to her like, hey, listen, you know, I've had a few crushes on you throughout the years. And I want to start taking care of you. Like, I want you to be my.

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Like, he's going to be her sugar

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daddy? Yeah. Like, I want you to be mine, my assistant and my assistant, if you get what I'm saying.

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Oh, goodness. You know? Okay.

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So, like, he, you know, he has all this money. So, he bought her a new car and said it's a company car. Started giving her money, like$1,000 every week. You know what I'm saying? Remember, this guy's loaded, super rich. Started kind of like sending her more often on company events, you know, through their jet.

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Is this like Fifty Shades of Grey?

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Yeah, something's going on here. But the twist is, she's married.

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What?

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Okay.

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Yeah. So she's like, I shouldn't be doing this, but this guy's really taking care of me and my family. And the reason why I'm going to be able to buy my husband gifts this year is because of this money that he's been getting me. And my husband really, really, really wants that PlayStation 5.

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Oh my goodness.

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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She's doing it for the family.

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She's doing it for the family.

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That's a hustler right there. That's a real hustler.

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Honey, the fact that you said that concerns me. It concerns me a lot.

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Oh, goodness. Don't be concerned.

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Yeah, no.

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Don't.

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No,

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no way.

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But that's a scenario. It could happen. That's very true. Yeah, it happens every day.

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Like what if they're in an apartment building?

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Yeah.

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Okay. And someone keeps dropping off Instacart orders. But there's like, oh, like finders keepers and they keep grabbing it from people and now their fridge and their pantry and everything's full, but... Ah, bendito to the person that actually ordered it.

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Instacart? Yo, shout out to Instacart. You guys make our life way easier.

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Absolutely.

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Like, I mean, I haven't gotten into like a ShopRite or a Pathmark. I mean, Pathmark, I think, ran out of business around here.

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Pathmark? Who talks about Pathmark?

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Yo, Pathmark was the truth. Don't sleep. Listen,

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you're showing yourself, your true self saying Pathmark.

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Pathmark? You never went to Pathmark before? You

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are showing your

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true age with Pathmark. If you've never been to a Pathwork, I mean, then you don't know. But like, the truth is...

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Clearly they're not going to know if they never

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went. But like, okay. It's been a long time since I've been to a supermarket and Instacart is fantastic. If you haven't used it, I think you should use it because I think it's great. Gets things done. You seriously don't remember Pathmark?

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It looks familiar, but I'll be honest. I've never stepped foot inside a Pathmark. What? Never.

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I think they ran out of business. I think they ran out. You think so? Yeah, I think they did.

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But there's one in Brooklyn.

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My point, they're not in Jersey. I think they ran out of business in Jersey. I think. I think. I could be wrong. But the last Pathmark was in Irvington, and I think they closed that one down.

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Oh, yeah. In 2015, they had a Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

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Yeah, there you go. Anyways, what could it be? Gifts,

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what gifts? Okay, put yourself in this person's shoes. What gifts would you receive that is probably really wrong on many levels for you to receive?

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Okay, maybe let's turn the script around. Maybe this person, it's like an older woman in her 50s, 60s. You know what I mean? Okay. And she is, and she promised, and she promised me a promotion. And she promised me a promotion. Me? Not me. She didn't promise me a promotion. My imaginary me, a promotion. Allie, stop looking at me like that.

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It's just that, okay, continue.

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No, Ali, stop judging me and stop looking at me like this. I would never.

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Keep

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telling me your story. All I'm saying, 56 years old, you know what I'm saying? And she's like, man, you are the hottest thing I've ever seen. Like, you are a delicious piece of Colombian ass. And you know what? I might not be able to have you, but I'm going to cook for you every day because I see that you're getting really skinny. So I'm going to bring food to you, my boy, because I got to take care of you. I'm your sugar mama. And you know what? I'm going to cook for you every day.

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What?

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Yeah. So maybe she's just cooking for the guy.

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Is this why you don't bring lunch to work?

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Oh, man. I don't bring lunch to work because I don't like carrying a lunch thing.

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Why? Is it because it's not cute enough or it doesn't look like it's from Mad Men or something?

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I'm not a fan of bringing lunch to work. I just don't like it. Do you want it to be in a gold casing

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or

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something? It's not about the case. I just don't like having to carry something with me to work. It's weird.

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What if it was a vest that

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had all your lunch packed in it? No, I'm good. And

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you can wear it inside of your suit.

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Yeah. And it's got

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cold packs in it.

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No, I'm okay. Obviously, now I have somebody cooking for me every day, so I'm good. And it cooks. I shouldn't be taking it, but you know what? It's so good. The food is fantastic. The other day, she made paella. Oh, my God.

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Wait, so who are you talking about?

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My imaginary story. My point.

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Oh, okay.

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No, I'm just kidding. That doesn't happen. Sure. But it does happen from time to time where, you know, people get a little crazy. Okay. She's 60, you know?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Trying to buy me lunch every day. That's a bribe. I shouldn't really be taking it. This

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is why you should be taking your lunch to work.

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So that nobody else buys me lunch

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or makes me

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full blown like...

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Okay. There's something you're going to have to tell me. There's... Because clearly... Clearly you've been fed. No,

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no, I have not been fed.

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Multiple times.

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No, no,

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honey, no. Mm-hmm. Okay.

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What else could it

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be? I don't know.

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Yeah.

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I mean.

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But thank you for letting all of that out.

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Oh, you're very welcome.

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Confessions with Chris and

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Ali. It's my imagination.

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Uh-huh.

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Yeah.

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Sure.

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Ali, relax.

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Confession, I've been accepting these anonymous gifts and it's not right on many levels. It

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doesn't say anything

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about it's

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getting... It's not right in many levels. Okay. Maybe the guy's a drug dealer. Straight up. Okay. Sells tons of cocaine. All right? He's a full-blown drug dealer. Okay? Makes a lot of money every single day. But doesn't... He needed to find a new place to stash his drugs. Okay. Okay? And he knew someone and was like, yo... I could pay you like a thousand a week so you can let me put my drugs in here. But, you know, I just got to keep it on the low because, you know, the streets are hot and they're looking for me. So I got to put my drugs somewhere. And yeah, now she's making all this money off these drugs. And that's that.

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And she's storing it in her kindergarten class.

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Yeah.

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She's a teacher? In

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my mind, she's a kindergarten teacher.

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She's a kindergarten teacher? She's bringing the drugs to school? Why would she bring them to school?

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Because it's the most like...

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No, no. You don't bring drugs to school. Because it makes the

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story crazier.

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Oh, okay. So she's bringing them to school. Just passing them around? No, that's messed up. She goes

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really early every day

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to work. That's terrible. Maybe she's not taking them to school, but she's definitely like... She probably broke like a wooden piece... In her house, like, you know, and then just attach it inside, you know. Okay, like on the floor or something? Her wood floor, yeah.

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Okay.

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Could happen.

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Okay.

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Happens all the time.

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That and many things happen all of the

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time. Every day it happens.

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Every day? Yeah. I've been accepting these anonymous gifts and it's not right on so many levels.

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Anonymous, so she doesn't even know where it's coming from. Yeah,

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he or she doesn't know

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where it's coming from. Oh,

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that

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changes. That changes. That changes things.

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Almost every theory we've had.

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Almost every theory we've had is not right. Oh, Lord.

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What if there's a guy and he is going to the strip club almost every night?

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Hey. He's

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going to the strip club almost every night. Right. And this is like weird strip club where the, where the women have like these masks on. So you can't see their face. Right. And so this guy, Guy likes, I guess, the way this one girl moves, her body, whatever it is, he can't see her face, her butter face. So he's getting lap dances now from her, but she's giving them for free now to him specifically because she feels like the vibe is immaculate, right? So he can tip her whatever he wants, but she's not charging anything extra for this. But then here's the catch is, that when she speaks, he's like, I recognize her voice from somewhere. And so he thinks that he knows who it is. And it's really like not somebody he should be getting laughed at.

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Oh,

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I'm in

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love with a stripper.

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That's a

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great song. Okay, T-Pain. Okay, so he knows who it is, but she like...

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He has an inkling of who it could be, but he doesn't know, no.

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Oh, wow. Interesting.

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Because, you know, her name's like sugar.

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Right.

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Or like oatmeal cookie or something.

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Cookie.

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Cookie?

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Definitely cookie.

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Oatmeal cookie.

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Oh, yo, that's a real stripper. You know that? I'm sorry? Yeah. Her name's oatmeal cookie. Who? I don't know. I just made that up.

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Okay. It's a theory to you. We're going to have a conversation after this episode.

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Great.

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Wonderful. Wonderful.

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Anyways. Guys, everything that we say here is seriously just our imaginations.

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Absolutely.

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Maybe. Okay. Maybe this particular woman works at an office. Okay. Let's just say she works in an office or she works at a factory. Let's just say this woman works at a factory and she's like the head supervisor at a factory. Okay. She controls everything. And every day, she walks into her office, gets into her office. She finds a$100 bill and a new picture of a man completely naked. And in this picture, the guy's like, I just want to let you know what I look like and how much money I have. And if you choose to be with me, you're going to be set for life. I know you're married, but I don't really care.

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I love how in all these scenarios, people are married.

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Yeah, I mean, you know.

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Because it just makes it worse, right?

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It makes it worse.

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My guy into the strip club wasn't married.

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Oh, well.

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Just to throw some, what is it? Like differences

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out there? Yeah, and the guy, every, like, Once a week, it's just putting money in her desk with a horny picture of him completely naked. She doesn't know who

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he is. Does the picture not have his face in it? Is he like the headless

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horseman? Maybe, yeah. Maybe he fades his picture, like his face. Maybe he doesn't show his face. Maybe the guy doesn't show his face.

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He doesn't show his face.

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Guy doesn't show his face. The guy does not show his face. And he brings... He puts a picture... Every day or every other day or at least once a week at her desk and puts money and says, I just want you to know what my body looks like and know that this is how I get when I think about you, sweetheart.

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Do you know who I keep imagining this person being?

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Who?

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Kevin.

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Kevin. So you think that he looks like Kevin from The Office. That's terrible. Can you imagine that?

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I did.

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Oh my

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goodness. I think it's time for us to find out what these anonymous gifts are.

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Yeah, I think it's time.

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To see if it's really messed up on so many levels. Because you know some people exaggerate.

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Some people exaggerate.

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Some people really exaggerate. Some people really exaggerate. Like, man, those are just coupons from a magazine. It's not wrong on so many levels.

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Yeah, no, that's, yeah.

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So are we ready?

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Yeah, I think we're ready. Okay. We're definitely ready.

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I

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do

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it.

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All right. So this is a part of the show. This is the part of the show that we handed over to Allie to read us the story. Allie, take it away.

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Okay. I've been sitting on this for a while, and I'm not sure if I should be scared or just weirdly flattered. For the past three months, I've been getting these random deliveries of lingerie. Beautiful, expensive stuff. The kind I'd never buy for myself. They have colors that compliment my skin and they're my perfect size. At first, I just assumed it was from my husband. He knows I love lingerie and I figured he was just being thoughtful, maybe surprising me with something new. So every time I wore one for my husband, it all goes very, very well. It's an unspoken kind of playful thing and I love it. I asked my husband last month where he got me this lingerie I was wearing. He said he didn't, and I probably forgot that I bought it since I shop so much. I kept quiet. The next one came in and I wore it for him. I'm flattered, but it felt wrong because it's not from him. Now, just a couple of days ago, I got a box that changed everything. The lingerie was stunning, but inside with the lingerie, Whoa. What? Nah. I'm gonna tell my husband. But I started thinking, should I have my husband play along with me so we can collect these beautiful boxes of lingerie and resell them? Or put an end to all of this? I probably should put an end to all of it, but was just thinking if it can make us some money, why not? What?

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What? Listen, times are rough. Clearly. No, but you know what? Okay, first of all, the fact that she had to really ask herself if she should keep doing this and bringing the husband and see. That's a little weird. I mean, me, if somebody else was buying you lingerie, I'm going to call the mail, carrier, UPS, FedEx. I don't care. I'm going to figure out where it's coming from. I'm going to track it.

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I'm

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going to find out who is sending me or sending you lingerie because that is disrespectful. Yes. Number one. However, this particular young lady did not care about this. And yeah, shame on you. But then again, you know...

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You know, in her defense, she said the first couple, she thought it was like a playful thing where her husband got it for her. She didn't mention it because he loves to do surprises or gifts or whatever. So she just wore it for him and he loved it. She said it went very, very well. So, you know, I could see how she like... Thought it was kind of like a new cool thing that they were doing, which is kind of sexy. It

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is sexy. You know? For sure.

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But then finding out that...

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He's

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telling her, no, sweetie, you probably bought it because you're a shopaholic.

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Yeah, I didn't buy that for you. Can you... That's... Oh, my God. That's... That's wild. That is wild because now she... Think about this. All the nights she had with her husband and thinking that her husband. So first of all, first of all, so this is a clear representation and a clear example to all to other men out there. You want to get your woman to to feel good and you want to have a good time. Buy her some lingerie.

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Yeah. Right, so Randall isn't doing it for you.

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Yeah, exactly. So your neighbor clearly isn't doing it for you because your neighbor, it's a neighbor.

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Why would she think it's a neighbor?

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Because, I mean, it's being shipped to her house.

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Well, no, I think she was thinking that because of the key.

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Yeah, my point.

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But what if it's like an ex's key?

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An ex's key? Yeah.

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Like she doesn't know that.

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Damn. Yeah, that's true. That could be an ex's key.

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But then I said, when he's not there on Monday nights, which I guess sounds like it's

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neighbor-ish. That's what I'm saying. It might be a neighbor or a stalker or the ex knows her schedule. That's crazy. That's

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really scary. That is really scary. But hold up, her trying to sell him? They must be really nice. And the packages must be really nice.

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Who makes good lingerie? Victoria's Secret, obviously.

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victoria's i mean you know savage fancy

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savage does great good job yeah i know it's very pretty you wear it it's so

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good christian

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it is no it's sexy

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it's nice it's very

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nice so sexy good job good job

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um i mean there's there's so many other ones but i must just i'm just thinking like the packaging just has to be immaculate for her to want to go on IG live and be selling these, this lingerie. That's only her size.

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Yeah. Yeah. That's funny.

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Oh wait, but it's her perfect size.

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It's her size.

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Like, so, okay. So it, I mean, I'm, I'm torn between a neighbor and an ex.

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An ex or neighbor, one or the other, but somebody, somebody is getting your woman's attention by giving her lingerie. And that's a big hell no, my boy.

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Do you think that he's like a peeping Tom and he can see? From an angle when she's got it on and doing her show for her husband.

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Maybe.

SPEAKER_01:

So he doesn't go to the strip

SPEAKER_00:

club anymore. Maybe, that's weird. So then, let's say she doesn't go to the strip club anymore? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

He doesn't

SPEAKER_00:

go to, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I made him the guy from my other story,

SPEAKER_00:

my

SPEAKER_01:

theory.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, damn. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

But that's not it. That's not it.

SPEAKER_00:

It's not associated. It's not, no, no. But, I mean... It's just weird. To understand the story is weird because, like, what do you do? Does she tell the husband? What do you tell me? Me?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. You need to answer that question.

SPEAKER_00:

No, I know you would tell me.

SPEAKER_01:

Okay,

SPEAKER_00:

so there you go. But, like, if you were her in the story, like, what do you tell me?

SPEAKER_01:

I would have told you since the first one. No, no, no. Yeah, but what? No, because I would have been curious. We're like, wait, where'd you get this from? This is so nice.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I would have been hammering, be like, where'd you get it from? Because I want more. I need to find out where

SPEAKER_00:

you got it. But hold on. Okay, I get that. But honey, you get things sent to you all the time. This is true. Like to Motto and to Tryon and this and that. Yo, let me find out. The people that are sending you stuff are sick bastards. I'll smack them.

SPEAKER_01:

Smack them. All of them. I don't think any of them are, but.

SPEAKER_00:

Wait, what do you mean you don't think?

SPEAKER_01:

I don't think any of them are.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, yeah?

SPEAKER_01:

I think they're all companies.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, okay. Fortune 500s, we like you guys.

SPEAKER_01:

Calm down there,

SPEAKER_00:

Colombiano. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Colombian Zeus.

SPEAKER_01:

Colombian Zeus.

SPEAKER_00:

Will be my beer brand. It's coming out soon.

SPEAKER_01:

I love that. I know, y'all. I came up with that name.

SPEAKER_00:

No, she didn't. Yes, I did. Yes, she did.

SPEAKER_01:

Yes, I

SPEAKER_00:

did. You did. Yeah. Do you think she's going to tell the husband?

SPEAKER_01:

I don't know. She sounds like she was asking for advice. So I hope that the people that saw this post, I think it's a post, that they send her good advice and tell her to make a lot of money off of it and keep receiving the gifts.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm joking. How about if she turns into some Instagram lingerie model? And uses all this lingerie to become famous.

SPEAKER_01:

Because now she has

SPEAKER_00:

product to model. And like the best product at that. Now she's getting paid residuals.

SPEAKER_01:

So that's how she plays that whoever's sending it to her.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. That's a little crazy.

SPEAKER_01:

But then they're probably getting a kick out of it because they see it online.

SPEAKER_00:

Wow. Win-win for everyone.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, man. Oh, my God.

SPEAKER_00:

This is a good story. This is fun. What do you rate

SPEAKER_01:

it? This is crazy.

SPEAKER_00:

What do you rate the story?

SPEAKER_01:

I'm really curious to where her lingerie is from.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, me too. I mean, what other lingerie companies are out there?

SPEAKER_01:

There's different ones, but...

SPEAKER_00:

I mean, I only know Savage Fenty and Victoria's Secret.

SPEAKER_01:

There's more. It's just, you know... There's more.

SPEAKER_00:

I mean, I know Calvin Klein makes lingerie, right?

SPEAKER_01:

What?

SPEAKER_00:

Calvin Klein? They don't make lingerie?

SPEAKER_01:

I've never. I mean, maybe they... I know they do underwear, but I've never

SPEAKER_00:

seen them do lingerie. They don't do lingerie.

SPEAKER_01:

No. Would it be called Kinky Klein?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, Fashion Nova. They make

SPEAKER_01:

lingerie. Yeah, but we know. She said this was high-end.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, yeah. Hey, hey.

SPEAKER_01:

Hey, hey. She said it was high-end. It's not Fashion

SPEAKER_00:

Nova. Okay, all right.

SPEAKER_01:

We like some of their stuff, but it's not them.

SPEAKER_00:

It's not Fashion Nova. Okay. Maybe it was something really nice from Forever 21 or Lord& Taylor or Nordstrom.

SPEAKER_01:

I could tell that you're a man. I

SPEAKER_00:

only go to one store for lingerie, and that is Victoria's Secret. Because they've been doing it forever and they do it right.

SPEAKER_01:

And now they do it for plus, somewhat plus.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, they do it for plus. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

You'll find it online.

SPEAKER_00:

Online, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I rate the story. Mm-hmm. I'm going to rate it like a 7.5. Yeah,

SPEAKER_00:

I'm with you. I'm going to rate it like a 7. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm going to rate it a 7. Mm-hmm. I think we were somewhat close, but not so close.

SPEAKER_01:

Were we? Not so close. You kept bringing up an office setting.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. I mean, I figured it was an office setting because why not, right?

SPEAKER_01:

Kevin from the office was sending nudes to somebody with a$100 bill.

SPEAKER_00:

My six-year-old boss is making me full-blown dinners and lunches for work, bringing to me. That was

SPEAKER_01:

a surprise to me,

SPEAKER_00:

too. Yeah, no, absolutely not. But, yeah, no, great story. Good job. I like it.

UNKNOWN:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Love it.

SPEAKER_00:

Love it.

SPEAKER_01:

And that's a wrap for today's show. As always, we've got no idea where these stories are headed, but discovering them with you has been fun.

SPEAKER_00:

Got a story you think we should be reviewing with some really strange titles? Send them over to whatstatitle.com where you can find our socials, bonus materials, and so much

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more. And who knows, we might read yours in the next episode. Until next time, I'm So What's the Title? So What's the Title?

UNKNOWN:

Thank you.